This is my life in accordance with current books I am reading, in no particular order.
- Chocolate for a Woman’s Soul
- SOS help for parents
- Listening to the littlest
- Chicken Soup for the Single’s Soul
pretty sad huh.
I don’t know if I should be sad or proud that I didn’t end up with this award,or even a nomination for this award.
but then again, I’m like what the hell, I couldn’t possibly be nominated for an award, cause I don’t write anything filling, thoughtful, insightful,if there was a nomination for maybe best NOTHING blog, I am sure I could get a vote for that.
Hey, so I was bored, and when I’m bored I Google, so I just simply Google the phrase “I need” w/o the quotation marks, and the second top response was to link to this Quiz, “ Do iI need therapy” of course I already know the answer, but I wanted to test and see how accurate this quiz was, so I did it, my answer is below, and let me tell you: IT IS PRETTY DAMN ACCURATE.
What do your responses tell us?
Although your scores were generally very good, you had symptoms in at least one category. This suggests that you should probably consult with a mental health professional for further testing or treatment, especially if you are distressed about the symptoms you are experiencing. There is most certainly a treatment out there that will help improve the symptoms you are experiencing.
The following are the areas of concern detected by the screening:
- You have experienced symptoms of a major depressive episode, but not enough to qualify as a full-blown episode, or as major depressive disorder.
- Although you meet the criteria for the frequency of symptoms, your symptoms do not appear to be severe enough to meet the criteria for Major Depressive Disorder.
- You have experienced symptoms of a manic episode.
- You experience some symptoms of Simple Phobia.
- You appear to have some obsessive thoughts.
- You exhibit some compulsive thoughts or behaviors.
- You experience some symptoms of Generalized Anxiety Disorder.
- You have some symptoms of Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder, although you do not meet the full criteria for the disorder.
So, Things that have happened in my life and are on goooiiinnnng..
- I finished school, YAY me, I am now a Certified Administrative Medical Assistant.
- Son is now Potty Trained Fully
- I took son to see his “dad” and we were there for more than 2 weeks ( way to long)
and as of now: I am just trying to keep my head above water in the facts that:
- My mommola is in the hospital with a viral infection in her spine (unspecified)
- My son has an ear infection + sinus infection
- I’ve got a sinus infection
I’m suppose to be Redoing a resume, and cover letters so I can be job hunting in this wasteland of Unemployment.
Right now I’m just very stressed about everything. Everything just seems to “drop” on me all @ once.
and considering I am a major ass procrastinator I just think how am I suppose to get everything/ anything done?
I have no clue what I am doing in or with my life right now
It’s a shame.
Banned from Target
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – She loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.
Dear Mrs.Donahue,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Donahue, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras..
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away? This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money….
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ EMTs were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘Mission Impossible’ theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’
And last, but not least:
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’ One of the clerks passed out.
so Im in class and yet we have no teacher today, and somehow I kinda thought this would happen, considering I didn’t make it to class AT ALL last week. I should be working on some chapters on my own, but I don’t wanna, cause it’s boring if a teacher is not leading your way. I don’t wanna have to actually have to go through and read the chapter and do the work RIGHT NOW, cause well, I JUST DON’T..
geeze…some one is on the rag.
a hot video to travel back in time to.
I was looking at CNN and I saw this story {well of course, it’s front and center}
but anyway, I thought that the second woman right when I looked at her had an amazing resemblance to Reese Witherspoon,
is it just me? or can you see it too?
believe me I know depression is nothing to laugh about, as I myself am trying to deal with another bout of it. you really wanna try and do and be the person you wish you could be, but your stupid brain, ugh, the thoughts in your brain are holding you back they may be “why bother?” and you can’t think of a reason..or you can but immediately another thought jumps into your head such as “don’t bother” and you can only think, well if I do try, and it don’t work then why would I EVEN try, you begin to outway the negatives to the positives..I dealt with this today and it was scary..
I have been doing an internship at a hospital, and I haven’t gone for like 3 weeks, and I finally fought myself out of all the arguements in my head, and wrote down what I wanted to say, I had to write it down, because otherwise I would have wussed out, and the thoughts in my head would have over powered the words on the paper, and in my heart.I had to call an apologize for being such a poor intern, I was scared, oh man, was I scared, I just sat by the phone, picking it up to dial, and then I would hang it up before I got the whole number out, just sitting there, puffing on my cigarrette, trying to over talk the other thoughts in my head and keep telling myself “just do it” suck it up and call” trying to keep out, the don’t bother, there gonna tell you they don’t want you back, that yes, you were a poor intern, and don’t bother” I finally let out the longest sigh, being shit scared and picked up the phone and dialed…I made the call, and explained my situation, and told them the truth about the depression, I NEVER try to use the depression as an excuse, but there are times ehen it becomes your life, and there is nothing more you can do about it, than be honest..people are more understanding than you may know, this call, turned out to be the one call that I am happy to have made today. they did understand, and they said they are willing to give me another chance.
I need to push forward and not let the thoughts in my head, or the thoughts you may have in your head rule, your life, life is all about “what if” and it can be bad, and it can be good,gotta learn to take the punches, and fight back, roll with the waves and surf.” I know I am not the only person in the world but some of the words in your head and maybe in your heart can make it seem that way, but you never are, and never will be. take it from experience,
