Man I don’t know how, but I have managed to burn my tongue, the funny thing is I haven’t eaten anything hot!  today I had a couple 22oz. mountain dews, a reeses’ peanut butter cup, and a bag of doritos ( I am a healthy eater, I know) but my tongue is bothering the shit out of me, not only do my tastebuds feel burnt and dead, but it also feels ripped to shreds.

YOU KNOW WHATS WORSE?

 

I am going to my cousins bachelorette party tomarrow night, and since its a damn bachelorette party I REALLY might need my damn tongue.  fucking shit. this is gonna be a fucked up weekend  I just know it.

 

waahhhhhh!

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